Sunday, May 31, 2009

Arse Grabbing, Face Licking and Kinky Word twisting

All of these tasks were completed on the 30th of May 2009.


Two of my friends were unfortunate (possibly fortunate) enough to be the victims of these tasks while at ice skating.
All three arse grabbing tasks were used on my poor friend Jessica (she resembles Alice Cullen).
She was making one of my other friends, who isn't a very good ice skater, push her around the ice. I, being my helpful and yet creepy self, threatened to grab her arse if she didn't stop. Jessica wasn't about to let up. I threatened her once more then I chased her around the ice (actually, it wasn't really a chase, more of her skating slowly and me following her in a creepy and intimidating manner). The chase ended in her scream of shock... You should be able to gather why. Then after coming off the ice I proceeded to sniff my hands and complain about the stench of her arse.

The face licking one is far more random. My friend was recording me and my other friend Sam. This task wasn't on the list at the time but I thought I should add it anyway. So I just randomly licked her cheek... Thankfully it’s on video. Then I complained about the taste of her face.

This last one isn't as good as I hoped but I did it. Basicly all I did was stop infront of Sam at ice skating. I wouldn't move so she said "Do you want me to hurt you?"

Me being me I twisted it and replied with "Maybe".

Then she said "That's kinky"

Task complete.

See full list

http://quietnonsense.blogspot.com/2009/05/list-of-strange-and-creepy-things-to-do.html

My List

All tasks in green have already been completed

  • Use grabbing someone's arse as a threat
  • Grab someone's arse after threatening them
  • Complain that my hands now smell like that person's arse
  • Sit awkwardly close to someone in class
  • Lick someone's face
  • Complain about the taste of their face
  • When threatend with violence, turn it into something kinky
  • Rub up against people in a creepy, but non-sexual way
  • Sing a love song to a person in the street, youtube it
  • Dress as a pirate in public, youtube it
  • Buy/make a Mirror Ball suit and wear it in public, youtube it
  • Buy/Rent/make a Panda suit and wear it in public, youtube it
  • Twitter out loud (some video evidence required), youtube it
  • Paint my face green and run through the streets
  • Eat 6 chicken pies in 10 min, youtube it
  • Eat a $10 batch of chips with gravy in under 20 min, youtube it
  • Drink container of Gravy, youtube it
  • Don't swear or hurt anyone for a whole day (witness present)
  • Have my MSN screen name as whatever my friends tell me to have it as for a week (witnessed by someone)
  • Stay silent for a whole 24 hours (if at school exception to the task is to address teachers)(witness and some video evidence required)
  • Let Jess give me a make-over(Photographic evidence)
  • Wear high heels for an hour (photographic evidence and witness present)
  • Stay handcuft to one person for 10 hours [exceptions for bathroom breaks] (Some video evidence)
  • Watch dancing of Caitlin's choice (witness present)
  • Learn the Hoedown Throwdown, youtube it
  • Sit through the Hannah Montana Movie without ripping my face off (Witness present)
  • Spike my hair in a mohawk (Photographic evidence)
  • Kiss a girl (Witness present) (Define kiss)
  • Successfully be messaged/commented/subscribed by SIX Youtubers more popular than myself. hayleyghoover, italktosnakes, communitychannel(or get into PM/CT), WHATTHEBUCKSHOW, vlogbrothers, MikeLombardoMusic and charlieissocoollike (replying to a comment on a video also counts)
  • Go to a gay club (Witness present)
  • Eat a banana, youtube it
  • Receive a life poster from Verrenkamp, blog
  • Watch NRL
  • Eyeliner Mustache, youtube it
  • Promote my list shamelessly via email
  • Write a book of some kind
  • Eat a 12 whole chilli's in one go (who ever put this on here, you will die)
  • !EPIC TASK 1! Unroll a whole roll of toilet paper and then roll it back up all neat, youtube it
  • !EPIC TASK 2! Learn and preform the Thriller dance, youtube it
  • !EPIC TASK 3! Create a pen orchestra, youtube it
  • !EPIC TASK 4! Have a Wizard Duel in a public place, youtube it.